Take one huge hit sitcom from BBC TV. Place on a stage in a World Premiere national 2009 tour starring Andrew Dunn (Tony) and Shobna Gulati (Anita) from the cast of the TV series.

Blend in Victoria Wood's writing, undoubtedly some of the funniest on television, and whip into a play based on the second TV series, following the reluctant love story of Bren and Tony, egged-on by Dolly, Jean, Twinkle and Anita.

Mix in caretaker Stan's words of wisdom and coat with regular appearances by Phillippa from Human Resources and Petula, Bren's dreadful mother, and you have a recipe for madness, mirth and twelve rounds of toast!