Adaptation of the popular Goldilocks children's story. Created for the Oran Mor lunchtime drama series.

"We are on a Heritage Cruise going "Doon the Watter" aboard the Paddle Steamer Waverley. The year is 2011, but the organisers, "Big Society Arts" (a charitable organisation, slogan - "Coming down to your level") want to take us back to the 1950s, or '40s or '30s. Depression? What Depression? Nonsense! They're laying on this trip down Memory Lane, for free, for disadvantaged families. Meet Goldilocks, the three bears and a host of other Panto characters in that world where a Knickerbocker Glory at Nardini's knocked Spanish Tapas into a Pokey Hat."