"Have you ever wondered why the Romans never won MasterChef?
Would you lose your heart or head to horrible Henry?
Will Parliament escape gunpowder Guy?
Enroll yourself at Georgian Crime School, dare to dance the Tyburn jig and find out what a baby farmer did!
Set in loathsome London, the BSC proudly present the world premiere of BARMY BRITAIN.
Don't miss this history of Britain with the nasty bits left in!"
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