"Thirteen-year-old Robert Caligari has a rather nasty habit of kicking pigs. But today Robert is going to get his comeuppance. Today is the day that Robert Caligari is going to die.

Kill The Beast present the world première of The Boy Who Kicked Pigs - a grotesquely comic farce adapted from the cult novel by occasional Time-Lord Tom Baker. Talking piggy-banks, shark mutilation, a nasty incident involving weedkiller-cornflakes and a potential apocalypse can all be found in this black comedy set in the drab and dreary time when thirteen year olds had nothing better to do than attempt to poison their sisters, and kick pigs."