"The story of how one man went from peace-loving, long-haired hippy and would-be pop star to war-mongering multimillionaire in just a couple of decades.

Throw in a stellar cast of larger-than-life characters: Cherie Blair, Princess Diana, John Prescott, Peter Mandelson, Alastair Campbell, Osama bin Laden, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein and Gordon Brown.

It's Yes, Minister meets The Rocky Horror Show!, and a musical like no other."

Look, anyone will tell you, I'm a pretty straight sort of guy - Tony Blair