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Parody-political intergalactic character and independent candidate with policies designed to satisfy the public, whilst shaming politicans and public figureheads hellbent on ruining the world. The Bindependence Day tour was announced for 2024.
The Count Binface 2024 manifesto includes making water bosses taking a dip in British waters to "see how they like it", the "reintroduction of Ceefax", "National Yorkshire Pudding Day to be a bank holiday for all "except banks" and "99 flakes to be price-capped at 99p".